Stay very still

oh jesus why do none of you play League of Legends WHO WILL I SPAZZ TO WHEN MR DRUID IS NOT ONLINE. Tristana is ridiculously fun to play wtf a-and she is ridiculously cute omg.

Oh god I was not expecting to get so many kills with Tristana, especially since it was my 2nd LoL game ever (I don't count the game where I had to leave halfway ;; ) and especially since I'm such a defensive gamer. But holy crap, ganking left and right until I became GOD-LIKE a-and then I got killed once, and while I was dead my team killed the base lmfao. Someone is conspiring to keep me away from Victory scenes, I swear. AHHHH I AM SUCH A SPAZZ MY HANDS WERE SHAKING AFTER THAT GAME AHHH <-- the real reason Ten didn't say yes to a rematch request from the other team.

I NEED TO GET BETTER AT ROCKET JUMP. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT ITEMS ARE GOOD FOR BANGIN' PEOPLE WITH. SERIOUSLY HOMG SO MUCH FUN PLAYING TRISTANA EEEEE.