Been blah about uni, so clearly...

[tenshinoakuma]

...this means a meme.

Answer each prompt with ten words or less a sentence.

The prompts are:
1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic
4. Crossover
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humour
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST

Give me a ship and I will fill the prompts! OR give me a ship and another prompt list because these ones kind of suck. For people who didn't see the last time I did this meme, here are examples of the kind of (cracky/horrible) things I was prompted with and wrote.

Completed Prompts
Ika-chan/Edgeworth
Beat/Kanji
L/Naoto
Toto/Jade

Comments

[tenshinoakuma.livejournal.com]

IKA-CHAN/EDGEWORTH
1. Angst
The worst thing about having a squid for a partner wasn't the occasional (pleasantly) uncomfortable intrusion, but a sudden, sickening inability to eat calimari ever again.

2. AU [the Little Mermaid]
The wonderful singing voice of his rescuer belonged to... a squid?

3. Crack!fic
When the Ika-kraken rose from the depths of the ocean, Edgeworth didn't know what to do except object to this unexpected development.

4. Crossover [Robot Unicorn Attack (http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html)]
As he rode the rainbow robot unicorn, Edgeworth felt his heart leap every time he saw the flying squid as he came many stars and faeries closer to the dream he could never achieve.

5. First Time
Edgeworth tried to pretend it was just him and his hand -- if he looked at the ceiling, he couldn't see the mass of prehensile appendages -- but his hand had never felt so good.

6. Fluff
He was pleased Ika-chan had a taste for the finest barramundi he offered her; he just had to remember she wasn't one of the side dishes.

7. Humour
It was the only thing missing from this relationship.

8. Hurt/Comfort
After Shinjiro punched Edgeworth in the face and committed severe acts of violence upon him, Ika-chan came to Edgeworth and made it all better, even though she was the reason for the hurting in the first place.

9. Smut
When Ika-chan grew up, Edgeworth discovered she was now long enough to please him in multiple places at once.

10. UST
The feelings Edgeworth had for Ika-chan was the inappropriate kind between animals and man, and her child-like voice didn't help when Edgeworth second guessed his desires.

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

...fffffffffffffft hahahahaha.

Win, this thing is. Pure win.