tenshinoakuma | (no subject)

MEME TIME

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from tenshinoakuma.

untold_reveries is stalking tenshinoakuma
untold_reveries's REAL name :	Murrell Buttery
untold_reveries's REAL DOB :	16th November 1983
Height :170 cm	Weight : 92.5 kg
untold_reveries has dreamt about you :	4 times
untold_reveries became interested in you :	30th December 2005
untold_reveries's latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with untold_reveries and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how untold_reveries describes your relationship behind your back
'We are just really good friends at the moment. I'd honestly cut off my arm to be with them though'
untold_reveries's been stealing stuff from your house too.
For the last year untold_reveries has been pilfering tenshinoakuma's mothers bras from her lingerie drawer.
They've even started modifying their body for you
untold_reveries is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If I can't have you, nobody can darling. I'd advise you to committ these words to memory.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	15 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I've just killed someone. Their name is untold_reveries. Stop bloody laughing! That's their real name! untold_reveries threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."
untold_reveries's Police File
untold_reveries seems to have changed their ways in the past couple of years. Our only complaints are that it refuses to wash. You should have smelt their fucking cell after they were released. One of our wardens nearly died of shock.

Testimonies about untold_reveries

isnotporno - A hardened ex-crook

'Dear God! I knew untold_reveries was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. tenshinoakuma is a bit of a sucker really.'

whistleonwild - A boring stoner

'I used to love untold_reveries. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.'

gracioustrain - Suicidal wreck

'I always thought untold_reveries was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?'