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megaTEN ([personal profile] tenshinoakuma) wrote2012-08-06 09:26 pm

[DeSu 2] 5th Day - Recruiting Kama and Shiva

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To-do next time: Re-do the Kama and Shiva fights in reverse order (i.e. Shiva first, Kama next) for slightly different scripts.

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[Shinjuki - Kannagi-cho] [12:30]
You arrive at Cine City Plaza to resurrect Kama...

Airi: We're here! Now let's do this!

> Calm down.
> Good luck, Airi.

Airi: Grrr... You all better be ready for a hot slice of Sexy Airi!

Fumi: Whatever... Will you get on with it?

Airi: "Get on with it"!? I'm going to new lows here, you know!

Fumi: Yes, yes. I'm entering the code now...
Fumi: Well then, we'll have to get out the equipment that's sealing Kama right now...

[Fumi takes out her cell phone and a pillar comes out from under a tile in the floor.]

Daichi: Aaaah! That always gets me.

Fumi: Daichi... Shut up. Here, I'm sending the code. Are you ready?

[Fumi activates the code and the pillar shines!]

Fumi: It's done. Now, what's going to come out?

[There's a long pause...... A can rolls by. Airi looks around.]

Airi: ...Nothing, apparently.

> It's your fault, Airi.
> It's just not sexy enough.

Airi: What!? But I haven't done anything yet!

Fumi: Whatever. Hurry up and crank that sexiness up a few notches.

Airi: Hey! Don't be so quick to talk about that!

Daichi: Uh... So what are we going to do? I mean, the words "Airi" and "sexy" are like... uh...

Airi: Hmm...! K-Kama, darling, won't you come out? Pleeease?

Fumi: Hmm. No change.

Airi: Kaaaaamaaaa! There's a cute girl waiting outside for you!

[......Another can rolls by.]

Daichi: Gah... Maybe this isn't going to work.

> It's your fault, Airi.
> It's just not sexy enough.

Fumi: Well, what can you expect from Ban? I'm going to have to pull a few strings...

Daichi: Whoa! What a surprising turn of events!

> There's no other way.
Daichi: R-Right... There's no other way, if Airi isn't getting the job done...
Daichi: Fumi, sexual attraction's just like a chemical reaction! Now make it happen!

> I've been waiting for this.
Daichi: You and me both, brother! Fumi, show us the clinical definition of sexy!

Airi: ...!
Airi: ...Hey! How dare you! I'm doing the best I can!
Airi: You can't prove it's NOT working! I'm sexy too, you morons!
Airi: Dammit... I'm gonna have to--

[Airi starts pulling her shirt up...]

Daichi: Oh, crap! Hiro...!

> Stop her!
Daichi: Yeah...! Hey, what are you doing!? Quit it! You're going to cause trouble if you--

> Let's see where she's going.
Daichi: Argh, you creep! There's going to be trouble if she goes through with it! Stop!

[Suddenly, a dude on a rainbow parrot appears!]

Kama: Ohhhhohohoho! I spy, with my little eye... A belly button!

Daichi: Gwahh! It appeared!

Fumi: Oh, that's Kama. No doubt there.

> He likes belly buttons?
Kama: Oh, no, no, no! Belly buttons have an eternal brilliance all their own!

> No way.
Kama: Excuse you? Child of man, belly buttons will continue to charm us for all time!

> I can't believe that worked.
Kama: Oh, no, no! It wasn't the undressing. Nothing compares to the great belly button!

Daichi: ...Ugh. I'm really tired all of a sudden.

> Me, too.
> No, this is funny.

Fumi: No one cares. Ban, if you'd do the honors?

Airi: Oh... sure! Okay!
Airi: Well, uh... Kama? I have something to ask you.

Kama: Hmm? Oh, it's you, of the beautiful belly button.
Kama: Good, good! Child of man, tell me what it is you want.

Airi: Well... uh... A lot of stuff happened, and... I want you to shoot an arrow at Shiva.

Kama: ......! Sh-Shiva!?
Kama: Well, child of man, that could be very dangerous.

> So you won't do it?
Kama: This is ridiculous, child of man! Of course I won't do it! I'd be killed!

> You made a promise.
Kama: Eh...? What promise? Haha... I never let the past hold me down!

> You're just scared.
Kama: Of course I'm scared! Do you know what Shiva does, child of man? He explodes things!

Daichi: Yep, he's just a big ol' wimp.

Fumi: ...Fine. Hiro, we're going to have to tie Kama up.

> Sure thing.
> There's no other way.
> Sad, but it has to be done.

Kama: No! No! I don't want to be taken in by the likes of you!

[Kama's parrot flaps its wings and covers the area in pink fog. When it clears, 5 Pyro Jacks have replaced Kama.]

Daichi: Wha...!? What is this!?

Kama: Nyahahahaha! Which is the real one?
Kama: I'll be gone before you find out. Goodbyeeeeee! Ahahaha!

FumI: Oh, drat. Kama's going to escape.

Kama: You'll never capture me! You can all kiss me behind!

Airi: Whaaaaaat...?

Kama: ...Huh?

Airi: I'm so MAD at you, you stupid Kama! I'm not going to let you go, no matter what!
Airi: You were the one talking about sexiness and belly buttons! I worked really hard!
Airi: And now you say you won't shoot an arrow!? I'll never let you live that down!
Airi: You ass is mine! Hiro, Fumi, and you, stupid Daichi! If Kama leaves, I'll kill you!

Daichi: What!? Why'd she go and call me stupid? and why is she threatening us!?

Fumi: Oh, Ban's losing her temper. Hahaha... Well, let's do this.

[Battle start!]

[If you have Airi in your party, on Airi's turn.]
Airi: Just you wait, Kama! I'm going to kick your ass!

[After defeating one of the incorrect Pyro Jacks.]
Kama: Myohohohoho! You're wrong! You're wrong!

[Responses when defeating the first incorrect Pyro Jack.]
[Hiro] That one appears to have been a fake. You must locate the real Kama...
Airi: Arrrrrgh... I've had it! I'm not letting you escape!
Daichi: Dammit... This one's a fake!
Fumi: ...Is this not the real one? What a pain.
Hinako: Was that one fake!? I've got to go after the real one!
Io: N-No...! I don't think that was the real one...!
Joe: So that was a fake. Whoops.
Jungo: Hm... I'll have to find the real one next time!
Keita: ...Bastard. I'll find the real one, no matter what.
Makoto: Dammit... a fake. I'll have to find the real one!
Otome: Huh...? A fake? Which one's the real one!?

[After defeating the second-fourth incorrect Pyro Jacks.]
Kama: Tooooo bad! Wrong again!

[After defeating other incorrect Pyro Jacks.]
Otome: Another fake... If we don't hurry, he's going to escape!

[Upon defeating the fourth incorrect Pyro Jack.]
Kama: Hm... I sense danger... and loneliness? Well, no matter.

[If you allow the "real" Pyro Jack to escape.]
Pyro Jack: Nyohohohoho! I was the real one! Bye bye!

MISSION FAILED

[After defeating the correct Pyro Jack.]
Kama's true self is revealed!

Kama: ...Aaaahhh! Wh-Why did you find out? I can't win against you!

[The second team leader will speak.]
Airi: We found you...! Don't go anywhere! Your ass is mine!
Joe: Oh, there he is. Let's capture this guy already.

Kama: No way! I'm definitely going to escape now, no matter what it takes!

[If you allow Kama to escape.]
Kama: Nyohohohoho! I'm out of here! Bye bye!

MISSION FAILED

[Upon defeating Kama.]
Kama: Gah! That hurts! That hurts! Stop it! Wait!

[Hiro] Kama has been captured. The best course of action now is to defeat the other demons...
Joe: "Kama get!" ...Heh heh. Anyway, we've got to defeat the other demons now.
Keita: You're mine, Kama! Now for these other demons hanging around here...

[Upon defeating the other demons, Mission Complete!]

Kama: Noooo... Children of man, you are too powerful.

Airi: ...I won't forgive you. Prepare yourself, you stupid demon...

Kama: W-Wait, child of man! I was in the wrong! Your belly button is beautiful!

[Kama tries to flee, but Airi cuts off his escape.]

Airi: Too late!

[Kama tries to flee in the opposite direction. Airi chases after him.]

Airi: You ran out of time for apologies, you moron!

[YEP THAT SURE IS AIRI BEATING KAMA UP.]

Kama: Aaaaaaahghghhhghaaaaaaaah!

[When the dust clears, Kama is well and truly downed.]

Daichi: ...... She's terrifying!

Airi: Well, then. Didn't I say everything was going to be all right? Let's get going.

> I don't know.
> Sure.

Yamato's Voice: ...Wonderful.

[Yamato enters the scene.]

Yamato: You've captured Kama.

Fumi: Oh, Chief. What else do we need again? Shiva?

Yamato: Yes. Kama will be under my command.

> Why yours?
Yamato: Yes. If we're to use Pasupata on Alioth, then we need to take Kama to Sapporo.

> What are you plotting?
Yamato: Hahah... That's very rude. Kama must be in Sapporo if we are to use Pasupata on Alioth.

Yamato: Even if one avoids being scathed by getting dragged into Shiva's Pasupata attack, at worst, they may be crushed by the falling Alioth. Hiro, do you want to go?

> Sure.
Yamato: Hahaha! Your bravery shines through. But... leave this task to me.

> No way!
Yamato: Hahaha... A wise choice. I cannot lose you now.

Airi: Huh? Then aren't you putting yourself in danger, Yamato?

Yamato: Yes. And...?

Airi: "And" what? That's dangerous!

Yamato: Heh... So? Are you concerned about my well-being?

> Yes.
Yamato: Hahaha! I see. You're being honest.

> No.
Yamato: Hahaha! I see. You're being honest.

> Tell me the plan.
Hahaha! I see. So that's what worries you. That's a little disappointing.

Yamato: There are some in JP's who don't think highly of me. I don't blame them, though.
Yamato: ...I'm not a brainless leader sitting back on my throne.
Yamato: I must show that if my pawns will not act, their general will take action.
Yamato: All right... It's time. I will go to Sapporo right away.
Yamato: Hiro, I require you to resurrect Shiva. That is all.


Nataraja


[Hisaya Odori - Nagoya TV Tower] [11:30]
You arrive at the TV Tower in Nagoya to resurrect Shiva...

Hinako: Welp, here we are! Let's do this, killer whale style!

> "Killer whale style"?
> ...What?

Hinako: What, you don't know? It's the catchphrase of Nagoya's mascot.

Daichi: D-Don't know that one... C'mon, let's get this Shiva thing over with...

Makoto: Right. Chief Hotsuin gave me the code to release Shiva's seal.
Makoto: All right... It's here. I'm going to activate the equipment sealing Shiva...

[Makoto takes out her cell phone, and a familiar pillar appears from underneath one of the tiles.]

Daichi: Wahh, that thing again...!

Makoto: I'm sending the code to the terminal. I don't know what's going to happen... Watch out.

[She sends the code, and a bright light shines.]

Makoto: All right... What's going to come out? A monster? A snake? ...A monster snake?

[A rumble shakes the immediate area.]

Io: Waaaah... What the--?

Makoto: ......!
Makoto: Look at that! The surface of the pond...

[The pond's water fountains stops flowing.]

Hinako: Huh...? It stopped... Didn't it work?

[Another rumble before the water in the pond forms a whirlpool.]

Hinako: H-Huh!? The water's forming a whirlpool...!
Hinako: Be careful, everyone! I feel like something big's about to happen...

[Bright light emanates from the pond! But when it clears up... the pond is still.]

Io: ...Huh? Nothing happened.

Hinako: ...Looks like ti was a dud. Twice in a row...? Is Shiva a comedian or something?

[Hiro gets a phone call.]

Daichi: Wahh... That scared me! A phone call right this second...?
Daichi: Hiro, that's your phone.

[Hiro picks up.]

Yamato: It's me. You're in Nagoya at the moment, right?
Yamato: I've confirmed the formation of a spiritual energy field. It seems the equipment's active.

> Yes.
Yamato: Hm... Good. Tell Kujou to start dancing.

> Now what?
Yamato: Patience. Tell Kujou to start dancing.

Yamato: All right, Hiro, listen. You can't let her stop dancing, no matter what happens.

> Don't try to scare me.
Yamato: Ha... You're not one to be frightened by something like this. Good luck to you.

> Got it.
Yamato: Ha... I'd expect nothing less. I'll be praying for your safety.

[Yamato hangs up.]

Makoto: Kageyama, what did Chief Hotsuin say?

> Time to dance.
Hinako: Yeah... Okay. Let's do this, Hiro!

> Time to fly.
Hinako: Fly...? I'm not a swan. Oh, well, just you watch!

> Good luck!
Hinako: Yes! I'll do my best! Let's go, Hiro...!

[Hinako steps forward and starts dancing.]

Daichi: Oh, I see. ...Hey, what!?

Io: That's a traditional Japanese dance...

> Will it work on Shiva?
> Is it going to work?

Makoto: With what I know now... I can't say whether that dance will work on Shiva... Hmm!?

[The pond rumbles again, and the whirlpool returns. However, this time... a great stream of energy bursts from it!]

Hinako: Wahh! The pond!
Hinako: Sh-Should I keep dancing...?

Daichi: I-I don't know... But I think it's working! Keep going, Hinako!

[The stream abades and the pond calms... but demons appear!]

Daichi: ...What the heck? Demons!? Aw, it's not Shiva!?

Makoto: Heh... So that's how you want to play.
Makoto: Everyone, get ready for battle! We'll protect Kujou until she's done dancing!

Io: ......! ...Hiro!

> There's no other way.
> Let's go!

Io: Okay...!

Daichi: Waaaawawawawahhh! Why does it always end up like this!?

[Battle start!]

[After defeating a demon.]
You feel some power gathering in the air...

[After defeating a second demon.]
You feel some power gathering in the air...

Ikusa: What? What's that fantastic smell? Let me in on this!

Jungo: I won't let you get in Hinako's way!

[After defeating a fourth demon.]
You feel a great sense of power is nearby...!

[After defeating all the demons.]
The very air is charged with a great feeling of power...!

[Mission Complete!]

Makoto: The demons are defeated... But Shiva hasn't appeared yet.

[The area shakes.]

Makoto: ......! What's this shaking!?

Hinako: How about now...!? Shiva, come out!

[Hinako finishes her dance with a flourish! Suddenly, the rumbling stops.]

Io: Huh...? It's quiet all of a sudden...

Daichi: Maybe Shiva doesn't care about traditional dancing...

[Someone claps.]

Hinako: ...Do you hear applause? Where's that coming from?

[Suddenly, a burst of fire!]

Io: Wh-What was that!?

[Shiva appears in a gout of flame.]

Shiva: That was amazing, child of man. What elegance, never before seen, to impress me!

Makoto: ......! Shiva! I don't believe it!

Daichi: Huh!? He really showed up! Wow!

Shiva: Why did you call me? There must have been a reason. Tell me, and I will reward you.

Hinako: ...You're Shiva, aren't you? We need your strength. Can you help us?

Shiva: Hahaha... You're a bold woman. That's good. I like that.
Shiva: You can summon me at any time. I will lend you my strength... but only once.

[Shiva abruptly disappears in flames.]

Io: Oh... He disappeared...?

Daichi: H-Hey, is everything okay? Shiva's gone... Is he really going to help us!?

> It'll be fine.
Hinako: Come on, grow a pair. He just said things will be okay! He promised us!

> Who knows?
Hinako: What are you talking about? He just said it would be okay! He promised us!


Daichi: Oh... Uh... Well, that's true, but...

Makoto: ...I don't have any proof, but one as powerful as Shiva has no reason to trick us.
Makoto: I believe we can trust him.

Hinako: All right! Now we have both Shiva and Kama! What are we going to do now?

Makoto: We should get a call from Chief Hotsuin. There's some preparations to make.

Io: All right. Then I guess we'll have to wait and be ready to go at any time.

Makoto: Please, do that. Good job on that mission. You were a great help.


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