In which TST!Chat battles a TENtacle monster

[tenshinoakuma]

tenshinoakuma: /ALIVE AGAIN
tenshinoakuma: /NOMS
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /Casts Doom
tenshinoakuma: /is a boss monster, therefore immune
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /Old fashion Stab
tenshinoakuma: 1 damage
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /Throws Exacalipor
multitasks: ..........
multitasks: I know how to defeat Ten
multitasks: Let me handle this
tenshinoakuma: /...
tenshinoakuma: /starts counting down
tenshinoakuma: 5...
multitasks: /casts tentacles
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /SUPPLEX
tenshinoakuma: your tentacles join the masses of Ten's tentacles, drawn by some kind of magnetic tentacle force
levikitty: ...oi, what are you all doing?
multitasks: Boss battle, Levi
tenshinoakuma: bosses can't be suplexd !
tenshinoakuma: 4...
friendshipbeam: /uses Distract With Porn
levikitty: oh, okay
multitasks: /uses Ness
tenshinoakuma: (if you've played Chrono Trigger you'd know this)
tenshinoakuma: Porn is added to the fire of Ten's burning shounen heart !
dark_hawk_ex: Golem
dark_hawk_ex: /Casts Float
tenshinoakuma: Ten... is distracted
tenshinoakuma: Ten has lost count !
multitasks: /finishing combo
tenshinoakuma: WHAT IS THIS??
tenshinoakuma: TEN CAN FLY??
tenshinoakuma: TEN'S BODY HAS NEVER FELT SO... SO LIGHT BEFORE
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /Casts 20G
tenshinoakuma: TEN IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS SHE FLAILS WILDLY AND HITS ALL OF YOU
tenshinoakuma: (what's 20G i don't know)
dark_hawk_ex: (It'
multitasks: /999 hit; 1 hp left
multitasks: /shit
dark_hawk_ex: s that or 100G it basically nullifys Float)
tenshinoakuma: oic
tenshinoakuma: Ten comes crashing into the ground, breaking the earth beneath you
tenshinoakuma: SCENE CHANGE
tenshinoakuma: YOU ARE NOW IN A SEWER
dark_hawk_ex: (Is the scene change to One winged angel?)
tenshinoakuma: Ten is currently Down
multitasks: /ANOTHER COMBO
dark_hawk_ex: /Dragon Supplex!
tenshinoakuma: /YOU STILL CAN'T SUPLEX A BOSS MONSTER
dark_hawk_ex: ...
nique: ...man. 'You can swab my decks anytime' should not sound dirty, and yet.
dark_hawk_ex: /IS MOTHERFUCKING SABIN AND CAN SUPLEX A MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN
tenshinoakuma: Ten is momentarily stunned by dirty talk
dark_hawk_ex: /...Oh Wait
dark_hawk_ex: /Right
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: Would you like to butter someone's poffin Ten?
tenshinoakuma: as;dlkfjhg 150 damage
dark_hawk_ex: ...
multitasks: ........
multitasks: B3
dark_hawk_ex: /throws a Cookie at ten
tenshinoakuma: /TENTACLES CATCH IT
tenshinoakuma: /AND TEN EATS IT
dark_hawk_ex: /PUNCH WHILE TEN IS EATING
tenshinoakuma: /AS;DLKGFH 1 damage
dark_hawk_ex: :3
tenshinoakuma: HOWEVER
tenshinoakuma: YOU HAVE ENRAGED THE TEN BEAST
dark_hawk_ex: /Offers Cake
multitasks: ...........DAMMIT DH
dark_hawk_ex: I BLAME KB!
tenshinoakuma: "GIVE ME ANOTHER COOKIE" and she slaps DH with a tentacle
dark_hawk_ex: ...Kinky
tenshinoakuma: Ten is not placated by the offer of cake; Ten knows the cake is a lie.
multitasks: Ten! I know you want to flail your tentacles all over DH's body that those cookies
multitasks: *for =/= that
dark_hawk_ex: /...may or may not enjoy that
tenshinoakuma: asd;kjfhg TEN TAKES 500 DAMAGE AND FLICKS DH INTO THE WALL
dark_hawk_ex: /Takes 998 damage! has 2 HP Left
dark_hawk_ex: /HOWEVER LOOKS HAPPY
multitasks: Ten! LOOK AT THAT SMILE HE IS ENJOYING IT
multitasks: HE LIKES IT ROUGH
tenshinoakuma: (so. DH is on 2 hp, and Crystal's on 1 hp huh)
dark_hawk_ex: >3
multitasks: (si)
dark_hawk_ex: (Quickly someone cast a heal spell)
friendshipbeam: /healsticks
friendshipbeam: /being useless for anything else
multitasks: /heals 500
tenshinoakuma: NOOOooo Ten takes 444 damage. The Ten beast retreats slightly, and is in DESPAIR.
dark_hawk_ex: /heals 500
tenshinoakuma: /)_(\
tenshinoakuma: except with tentacles
multitasks: Ten, DH still waits for his punishment, you know?
friendshipbeam: /focuses to recharge
multitasks: 8)
dark_hawk_ex: Oh come one tenny~
nique: /watches from a shop doorway
dark_hawk_ex: /Fidgets like a school girl
dark_hawk_ex: The tentacles are so much fun~
tenshinoakuma: "I WILL GIVE HIM PUNISHMENT" TEN IS CHARGING UP HER LASOR
dark_hawk_ex: ...Fuck
dark_hawk_ex: CRYSTAL LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
multitasks: /popcorn.gif
tenshinoakuma: TEN IS STILL CHARGING UP HER LASER
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /Pulls out a Methat
tenshinoakuma: (what is a Methat)
dark_hawk_ex: (One sec)
multitasks: Ten, look! Joshua's badporn published into a book! Ness is the coverart
dark_hawk_ex: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OJqdthb0jA THIS IS A METHAT)
multitasks: Everyone is buying copies
dark_hawk_ex: Hey Look! Is that Joshua a ctually getting laid?
tenshinoakuma: "WHAT" TEN FIRES THE LASER EARLY
multitasks: /DODGE
tenshinoakuma: AT DH
dark_hawk_ex: ...So Ten comes a bit prematurely
dark_hawk_ex: I thought only men hat that proble,
dark_hawk_ex: Had*
dark_hawk_ex: Problem*
dark_hawk_ex: /BLARGH!
dark_hawk_ex: /500 damage
tenshinoakuma: (so that means DH is dead)
tenshinoakuma: DH'S PARTING SHOT DEALS 333 DAMAGE
tenshinoakuma: HOWEVER
tenshinoakuma: "WHERE IS THE BOOK. WHERE IS IT THAT JOSHUA IS GETTING LAID? I DON'T SEE IT ANYWHERE"
tenshinoakuma: TEN STAMPS HER... FEET TENTACLES. SHAKING THE SCREEN
multitasks: /while Ten is distracted
multitasks: /casts..................Joshua goodporn
tenshinoakuma: (what are the effects)
dark_hawk_ex: (...Failure)
multitasks: (Confused/Fail)
tenshinoakuma: TEN SNATCHES UP THE GOODPORN. AND TURNS IT UPSIDE DOWN. "JOSHUA? A GOOD SEXUAL PARTNER? SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD."
tenshinoakuma: IN TEN'S CONFUSION, HER GREAT TENTACLED HEAD CRASHES INTO THE SEWER WALL, DEALING 2478 DAMAGE
dark_hawk_ex: (Ten Boss fight)
multitasks: Waifu, it;s a boss batt-
friendshipbeam: I don't know, but I got stuck as the staff chick.
multitasks: /dead from the flying pieces of wall
tenshinoakuma: (you're a very bad staff chick. DH is still dead)
dark_hawk_ex: (I got stuck as...soemthing)
tenshinoakuma: (oh, and now Crystal is too)
multitasks: (shit GAME OVER)
dark_hawk_ex: (took the words out of my mouth)
tenshinoakuma: (AND I MEAN 2478 DAMAGE TO ME BUT YEAH)
dark_hawk_ex: (NO WE STILL HAVE STAFF CHICK AND PHOENIX DOWNS!
friendshipbeam: /casts Revive on you both B| I was saving that MP, you guys.
tenshinoakuma: (IT'S ALL UP TO YOU, JISU)
multitasks: !
tenshinoakuma: (is it full revive? or do they wake up with 10% hp)
multitasks: /alive
friendshipbeam: (idk, I don't know how this system works)
tenshinoakuma: (APPARENTLY EVERYONE'S HP STARTS AT 1000 except me because I AM A BOSS MONSTER)
tenshinoakuma: (MAX HP IS 1000)
dark_hawk_ex: /Lives
tenshinoakuma: TEN IS STILL WALLBANGING
dark_hawk_ex: Hey Ten. Tell me your weakness and I'll finish writting horrible for you.
tenshinoakuma: "Weak... ness? I HAVE NONE, FOOL!" Tentacle slaps DH
multitasks: /scans Ten
dark_hawk_ex: /50 damage
dark_hawk_ex: oooh...hit me harder~
tenshinoakuma: TEN HAS... wait let me check my damage
tenshinoakuma: TEN HAS 6092 HP
multitasks: !
tenshinoakuma: 38 MP
lady_raynedrops: o u o
nique: /watches from the sidelines and cheers?
tenshinoakuma: WEAK TO: PSSSSSSSH BOSSES HAVE NO WEAKNESSES
dark_hawk_ex: ...Fuuuck
dark_hawk_ex: ...
tenshinoakuma: STRONG AGAINST: DH
multitasks: HA
raspberrydrink: ...DH is an element
tenshinoakuma: IMMUNE TO: DYING
raspberrydrink: Hardcore
dark_hawk_ex: ;A;
raspberrydrink: ....WAIT
dark_hawk_ex: ...Screw this
raspberrydrink: TEN IS IMMUNE TO DYING
raspberrydrink: SO SHE IS UNDEAD
dark_hawk_ex: /Uses Summon Magic: Red
raspberrydrink: USE THE PHOENIX DOWN
multitasks: /PHOENIX DOWN
tenshinoakuma: CAN BE CONFUSED, ENRAGED, DISTRACTED, DOWNED, PUT INTO DESPAIR
dark_hawk_ex: But can it be fluffed?
jaydeis: What the hell am I missing here?
raspberrydrink: Hi Pie 83
tenshinoakuma: TEN... picks up the phoenix down
raspberrydrink: Madness
tenshinoakuma: ... and strokes it
multitasks: Chat RPG. Boss Battle 6: Ten
raspberrydrink: ...damn, my logic is flawed
dark_hawk_ex: We're in the middle of a boss battle
jaydeis: Oh.
jaydeis: All right then.
jaydeis: /goes back to wait in the bonus boss dungeon.
multitasks: Party: Chrissy, DH, Jisu, Jess
raspberrydrink: So Pie... should Flynn take Leo flying?
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /Pulls out a book
jaydeis: YES
raspberrydrink: ...apparently Jess is a middle battle addition
jaydeis: \o/
tenshinoakuma: TEN IS DISTRACTED AND MAKING COOING NOISES
friendshipbeam: /wastes another turn Focusing for more MP
tenshinoakuma: HERE IS YOUR CHANCE
raspberrydrink: I must be hardcore
multitasks: Jess is very hardcore
tenshinoakuma: > OPPORTUNITY TO RUN
raspberrydrink: /uses special ability: Kick in the Girl Bits
tenshinoakuma: > OPPORTUNITY TO HIT HER THIRD EYE.
tenshinoakuma: ... IF YOU CAN FIND IT
dark_hawk_ex: /uses Special ability: Immunity to My Immortal
dark_hawk_ex: Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.
lady_raynedrops: /snerk
raspberrydrink: /screams in horror
raspberrydrink: Jess is now Cofused
raspberrydrink: ^n
tenshinoakuma: (... gj confusing your own party memeber)
multitasks: /Chrissy's weakness!
multitasks: /auto death
tenshinoakuma: TEN USES TOLERANCE
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: ......
dark_hawk_ex: DAMNIT
tenshinoakuma: TEN IS UNAFFECTED
friendshipbeam: why did you use a spell with that much recoil B|
dark_hawk_ex: Because I didn't think anyone else was immune!
friendshipbeam: /healspams and now has to Focus again
tenshinoakuma: TEN CONTINUES TO STROKE THE PHOENIX DOWN
tenshinoakuma: (seriously i get distracted by bird feathers you have no idea)
dark_hawk_ex: /Thinks
dark_hawk_ex: Keep going witht he porn tatics and dirty talk?
tenshinoakuma: (normal porn increases Ten's attacks)
tenshinoakuma: (alternatively this becomes a timed battle, and when time runs out, Ten gets bored and stomps you all. resulting in a GAME OVER)
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /Throws furry porn at Ten
tenshinoakuma: D;
raspberrydrink: It's working!
dark_hawk_ex: ....
tenshinoakuma: 1000 damage
dark_hawk_ex: /Throws Fchan at Ten
tenshinoakuma: TEN IS DISTRACTED TEMPORARILY BY CLICKING ON /CM/
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /Throws KB at Ten
tenshinoakuma: BUT THEN (╯ﾟ∀ﾟ)╯︵┴─┴ WHEN SHE REALISES IT'S BANNED AT UNI (her current location)
tenshinoakuma: KB is ineffectual, and becomes Ten's useless minion
raspberrydrink: /Uses Scan with the Google Filter off
tenshinoakuma: TEN HAS: 5092 HP (look! you're halfway there!)
tenshinoakuma: TEN HAS: BUTTSECKS MP
raspberrydrink: ....
tenshinoakuma: YOU SEE AN ENDLESS ABYSS OF PULSATING TENTACLES. THEY THROB RYTHMICALLY IN TIME TO YOUR OWN RAGING LUST
raspberrydrink: b-buttsecks is a number?
raspberrydrink: oh yeah BD
friendshipbeam: ...apparently.
tenshinoakuma: (yeah, 38 = buttsex)
friendshipbeam: --fffffffffffffff oh yeah.
friendshipbeam: /forgot
dark_hawk_ex: ...ahaha
dark_hawk_ex: ...Gold Sucks
tenshinoakuma: AT THE CENTRE OF THE THROBBING MASS, A SINGLE, VAGINA DENTATA PEERS OUT AND LOOKS AROUND
tenshinoakuma: also
tenshinoakuma: Ten uses Tentacle slap on DH
tasogareika: oh god what
tasogareika: TWO GINTOKIS
tasogareika: AKL;JARE
dark_hawk_ex: /50 Damage
dark_hawk_ex: ;A;
friendshipbeam: o/
schmot_gurl: o/
tenshinoakuma: your turn guys :3
dark_hawk_ex: We're in a middle of a boss fight!
raspberrydrink: Cover me... /DIVES IN!
schmot_gurl: (...what's going on?)
dark_hawk_ex: /uses Cover
raspberrydrink: /is immune to tenticals thanks to her Lesbian class
friendshipbeam: /Focusing in the back and being useless
tenshinoakuma: THE MASS WRIGGLES AS JESS PENETRATES DEEP INTO THE TEN BOSS, THE TEETH SCRAPING DH who is somehow covering Jess while she goes in yet he's not and i don't even know
lady_raynedrops: ...can I be a summon? 8D
raspberrydrink: /DONKEY PUNCHES THE VAG TEETH
tasogareika: /will be a summon too
tenshinoakuma: THERE IS NO DAMAGE YET, BUT JESS HAS EXPOSED TEN'S THIRD EYE, NESTLED DEEP WITHIN THE VAGINA DENTATA
raspberrydrink: We already summoned you KB. Ten stole you ;;
tenshinoakuma: (no Kb you're my useless minion)
lady_raynedrops: xD
raspberrydrink: Jess uses FISTING
lady_raynedrops: /is still available? o:
tenshinoakuma: THE TEETH ARE MADE OF SHOUNEN STEEL but Jess is made of JESS MATERIAL and the two cancel out
tasogareika: (what)
raspberrydrink: Okay, someone summon/use Ultima/do something epic now plz my arms are being nommed ;;
tasogareika: (No I protest against this)
tenshinoakuma: "IT'S TOO BIG" TEN ATTEMPTS TO EXPEL JESS
dark_hawk_ex: /Video tapes everything
tenshinoakuma: Ten tentacle slaps the video tape out of DH's hands
dark_hawk_ex: ;A;
tasogareika: ...
tasogareika: man now I have crazy ideas in my head
tasogareika: TST Card Game
tasogareika: what
tasogareika: what
tasogareika: what am I thinkibng
tasogareika: thinking*
tenshinoakuma: (man i am so posting this chatlog afterwards)
dark_hawk_ex: /Uses Ultima?
raspberrydrink: /starts summoning various other chatmates into Ten's weak point
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: ...
raspberrydrink: BD
tenshinoakuma: (So... DH just Ultima'd chat)
dark_hawk_ex: I need another Video camera
tasogareika: DH
friendshipbeam: /healspams Jess to keep her in
tasogareika: ATK PWR: 39
raspberrydrink: .../lol keeping in
tasogareika: DEF PWR: 21
dark_hawk_ex: (......It sounds like something I would do....)
friendshipbeam: .../shut up it's late
dark_hawk_ex: /Snickers at dirty /joke
tenshinoakuma: TEN STARTS WRITHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET EVERYONE('S INJURED BODIES) OUT. Or pleasure. who knows
tasogareika: ABILITY: When DH is SUMMONED, any MUSE card under TEN has their DEF PWR minused by ten.
dark_hawk_ex: /Video taps
dark_hawk_ex: /Some asian guy will buy this!
tenshinoakuma: Ten tentacle slaps DH AGAIN
dark_hawk_ex: /50 damage again
dark_hawk_ex: ;A;
raspberrydrink: /jabs another arm in there while Ten is distracted
dark_hawk_ex: But I want to make money!
dark_hawk_ex: ....
dark_hawk_ex: /uses A normal Camera to take picture
tenshinoakuma: UNGHHHHHHHAAAAAA 69 damage
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
tenshinoakuma: Ten tentacle claps DH TEN TIMES
tenshinoakuma: *slaps
raspberrydrink: /apparently Lesbian = somekinda pimping Monk idek
tenshinoakuma: (HI PETER)
tenshinoakuma: (you guys still have to do 5023 damage at least... or find some other means of defeat 8)
dark_hawk_ex: ...
pikabot: /performs Comb Rave
pikabot: SEPULCHRITUDE
dark_hawk_ex: /Offers Horrible porn
raspberrydrink: Can't hold this forever ;; jdbfskf /TRIES TO AVOID PETER ATTACKS SOB
dark_hawk_ex: /Of Red and Joshua
dark_hawk_ex: /With Mpreg
tenshinoakuma: (PETER JESS IS CURRENTLY IN MY TENTACLED VAGINA DENTATA PUNCHING MY 3RD EYE)
raspberrydrink: .....
pikabot: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001708
raspberrydrink: /uses mace on the eye
tenshinoakuma: ... the initial porn offering healed Ten for 100 HP, but the following dealt 666 damage !
dark_hawk_ex: :3
dark_hawk_ex: /Offers Mr. H and Isshin porn...bad porn
friendshipbeam: nnn storm is here
dark_hawk_ex: /That involves Joshua harassment somehow
tenshinoakuma: TEN CHOKES ON THE MACE, FLAILING WILDLY, BLOOD POURING OUT OF HER THIRD EYE AND DRENCHING JESS, DEALING 835 DAMAGE. THE BLOOD IS POISON
raspberrydrink: /SQUEALS AND FALL OUT OF THE VAG MOUTH THINGY
raspberrydrink: IT BURRRRRNS
tenshinoakuma: DH's offering heals Ten for 777
dark_hawk_ex: /Offers Towel
dark_hawk_ex: BUT IT'S BAD PORN
pikabot: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001737 PEACE BE WITH YOU
nique: ...what.
tenshinoakuma: but it'd be hilarious !
nique: What did I just.
dark_hawk_ex: ....
dark_hawk_ex: Ten boss battle
dark_hawk_ex: /Growls
tenshinoakuma: Ten's attack is lowered
dark_hawk_ex: /throws more furry porn at you
nique: I go away to watch terrible anime and come back to ...I don't even know.
raspberrydrink: /takes the towel....
raspberrydrink: /tries to drap it over the eye HHGttG style
tenshinoakuma: TEN TOO BLEEDING TO TAKE HEED TO FURRY PORN and slaps it away with a tentacle
tenshinoakuma: ... and tentacle slaps DH for good measure
dark_hawk_ex: ;A;
dark_hawk_ex: It's still Kinky~
tenshinoakuma: TEN STOMPS AND CREATES AN EARTHQUAKE
tenshinoakuma: "TIME IS UP"
friendshipbeam: /dies
raspberrydrink: /HIDES UNDER THE TOWEL
tenshinoakuma: ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES. EXCEPT TEN. BECAUSE SHE'S A BOSS
raspberrydrink: /sob
dark_hawk_ex: /Sob
dark_hawk_ex: /Clicks continue from Save point
raspberrydrink: Just don't open that chest this time kk?
tenshinoakuma: ... death is not a hunter unbeknowst to its prey...
dark_hawk_ex: ...
dark_hawk_ex: /opens the Chest
tenshinoakuma: WHOOPS. IT'S A ONE TIME ONLY BOSS FIGHT. SORRY. YOUR LOOT IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
dark_hawk_ex: /Rage quit
raspberrydrink: pfffffft
raspberrydrink: pfffffft
raspberrydrink: /and since Jess only appears in that battle, she is gone
tenshinoakuma: ahahah
dark_hawk_ex: /Starts a new game gdit
tenshinoakuma: I had 4 399 HP left, too
raspberrydrink: /wanders off, arm in her shirt like Auron
tenshinoakuma: ALTERNATE METHOD OF DEFEATING THE MIGHTY TEN
tenshinoakuma: tickle
raspberrydrink: pfffft
tenshinoakuma: then she'd be laughing so hard you can bypass her
dark_hawk_ex: ...Ahaha
raspberrydrink: I ALREADY WAS ELBOW DEEP IN THE TEN BEAST I'M NOT TICKLING IT
dark_hawk_ex: Should of dumped a pillow of featherws on her
tenshinoakuma: no that would just be a distraction
tenshinoakuma: you could have
tenshinoakuma: you know. ticked just above the vagina dentata ;D
tenshinoakuma: *tickled
raspberrydrink: .....
raspberrydrink: o-oh my
nique: ...
raspberrydrink: this fight is dirty
tenshinoakuma: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A TENTACLE MONSTER
dark_hawk_ex: ...Ahaha
raspberrydrink: now you know why the Lesbian joins in this fight
tenshinoakuma: ha ha
nique: Remind me to never play this game.
raspberrydrink: It'd never make it to Australia
tenshinoakuma: sad but true